One of the most common worries my students have is dialogue, and it’s true that writing authentic dialogue is hard. It almost requires a different skill-set to crafting a story, because great dialogue begins with listening, in many ways a passive activity.

When we’re in conversation, we’re in the moment, responding emotionally and intellectually. We’re not psychopaths, not mentally recording people’s gestures and sayings as we engage with them. By contrast, when watching TV or streaming a series, we only listen. We don’t talk back. Kids, with their sponge-like brains, especially absorb how people talk on-screen.
Tuning Your Ear
Could this be why, as adults, when we come to write dialogue, our characters suddenly converse like they’re in a 1950s tearoom or at a 19th century ball? I don’t know. That’s a question for psychologists, but what I can offer is a writing exercise to help tune your ear in to real-world, present day dialogue.
Conversational Habits
Take your time over this prompt. There’s a bit of prep to do, so give yourself as much as a month overall. Firstly, ask yourself if there is a cashier you see regularly, perhaps in your local chemist or favourite cafe. (This may be trickier for big-city dwellers, but I’m certain there’s a vendor you visit often enough that they recognise you.) Do they greet you in a specific way? What are their verbal habits, by which I mean, do they start every sentence with ‘Well…’ or ‘Personally…’? Do they say ‘like’ all the time? That is all I want you to observe, one verbal habit and how the cashier greets you. Now, do the same for yourself. I’ll give my own examples. My greeting is very ordinary: I either say, ‘Hey, how are you?’ or, ‘How’s it going?’ For my verbal habit, (I have many, so I’ll choose one,) when I’m agreeing with someone, I don’t just say, ‘Yeah,’ I say, ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah,’ and when disagreeing, I say, ‘No, no, no.’
Writing Exercise

For the writing part of the exercise there are two options: write a scene in which two characters are arguing, either over the best way to make a cake or the optimal route to a destination. The cake could be for their daughter, a friend or an exacting client. Or if you choose the journey option, they could be arguing over where to exit the motorway to get to a wedding, or in a foreign country and trying to find a train station. Give one of the character’s the cashier’s verbal habit and the other character your own. If it fits, use the greetings too.
That’s it. That’s the exercise. Write anywhere between 300-800 words. Have fun. Let me know in a comment what it does to your dialogue. And I’ll post another writing prompt next month.
